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weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

spangefucker:

my hair is VERY soft and could EASILY be played with and you know how many people are playing with my hair??? zero

words-of-emotion:

Good Vibes HERE

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kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

(Source: gaaaaaaaaaambit)

snowongallifrey:

a guy on the train just finished his book and started a new one immediately i think that is the sexiest thing i’ve ever seen

(Source: mattsmithscock)

heartattackle:

josesails:

Mom the dog turned off again

lol, it’s like he just suddenly lost power.

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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  • Friend: Do you use Tumblr? It's so funny!
  • Me: eh...sometimes...I'm not that into it
  • Friend: Aw I was gonna say follow me! Oh well
  • Me: Yeah sorry :/
  • Me: *continues to be a world famous blogger*