cassualty
laven-turnt-town:

Chopping wood for a bonfire, my friends won’t stop laughing at me

Congratulations. You’re adorable. 😍

tylerr-bozak:

  • wear plaid
  • dress like a lumberjack
  • have a beautiful beard
  • have body hair
  • have a deep voice
  • have dark hair

where could I find someone like this?

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan
fruitcrocs:

sealfie:

pajameys:

I googled cramps on side of foot and google suggested I cut off my toe

there are actually instructions but I won’t send you the link because my mom checks my history

i’m really sorry that your mum checks your history

backpat:

phracking:

in german we don’t say “i love you” we say “deine Hure Gesicht macht meinen Schwanz warm, aber in einem guten Weg” which roughly translates to “i wake up every day to see you” and i think that’s beautiful.

imageare you serious

fartgallery:

If you message me, do not put “sorry for wasting your time” or “sorry for bothering you” at the end of your message!!! I’ve seen this way too many times. You are not a waste of my time. You are not a waste of anyone’s time. You are not a waste of time period. Please never say or think that ever again

codeinewarrior:

me and you and our dogs all sleeping together on our king sized bed

(Source: almondmilkpapi)

words-of-emotion:

Words of emotion
tbdressfashion:

maxi dress
  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know